Ripped Pants (transcript)

This is the transcript article for "Ripped Pants" which aired on July 17, 1999 and runs for 11 minutes and 2 seconds.
 * [view across Goo Lagoon]
 * Narrator: Ah Goo Lagoon, a stinky mud puddle to you and me. But to the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom, a wonderful stinky mud puddle [goes to SpongeBob and Sandy]
 * SpongeBob: What a great day! [looks at sandy and runs off to another part of the beach] Hey Sandy look, [goes to SpongeBob covered in sand] i'm Sandy!
 * Sandy: [giggles]
 * SpongeBob: [puts sand on his head and nose to imitate Squidward] Hey, Sandy, who am i?
 * Sandy: [laughs]
 * SpongeBob: [noise of a phone ringing and answers it] Hello SpongeBob, could you keep it down? i'm trying to be boring.
 * Sandy: [still laughing] SpongeBob!